READ
Fall 2002
Foreign Girls In Unitards
by Mary Panza
Foreign girls in unitards have
Ponytails and accents
Are flat chested and have
No hips
To
Speak
Of
They giggle and run through
Ghetto Chopper like it is
Euro-Disney with
Shopping Carts
And
All the boys I have ever loved
Stop and stare like they were
Exotic birds in an unnatural
Habitat
Foreign girls in unitards have
Ponytails and accents
And I know
Now
For a fact
That the boys I have ever loved
Will never miss
The Clever Girl